Terminated

It wasn't a pleasant scene in the underground Team Clinton Bat(shit)-Cave in Arlington, Va Wednesday as Hillary's Lieutenants tried to convince her that it was time to accept the inevitable. Politico.com described the scene in the following way:

She huddled at her Arlington, Va., headquarters Wednesday with top advisers, discussing her diminished options and leaving supporters free to mount a campaign on her behalf for the vice presidential nod. Even close supporters were unsure what she was waiting for, beyond a chance to clear her head, and all assumed she would be leaving the race within days.

A staffer apparently broke the news to Hillary that Barack was being universally hailed as the Presumptive Nominee, and then all hell broke loose. Hillary totally lost it. A staffer shot the following cell vid of the meeting just before her 4pm conference call with donors and supporters. Tell the kids to leave the room for this one, it's so ugly that its in German with subtitles!



Still bent on a course of Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD), it took a 5pm conference call from Charlie Wrangle and a team of 22 skilled negotiators to talk her down from the ledge she had pushed herself and the Party onto, but in the end Hillary decided that she wasn't suicidal after all (still strong homicidal tendencies though). So it's officially over now, and Hillary "The Terminator" Clinton has been successfully reprogrammed to help protect the future of mankind (Barack "Connor" Obama) against the soulless assault of the GOP attack machines.


With Hillary's status resolved, the newly tasked Clinton and now Nominee Obama met for about an hour last night at Sen. Dianne Feinstein's house to begin the healing in a follow-up to a brief conversation the two had back-stage at the AIPAC conference earlier this week. As she left the meeting, Hillary was overheard saying "I'll be Back..."

Sphere: Related Content