Books You'll Never See - P2

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Operation Elephant Enema

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Dear Super-Duper- Democratic-Obama Secret Undercover Operative (SDDOSUO) "Dr. Phil" Gramm:




We at headquarters applaud the devastatingly effective rhetorical skill employed while conducting Sub-Op Whiner! Another nail in the coffin-Bravo! The political aftershocks will continue for days.

Agent Gramm, your hard work and personal sacrifice over these many years has helped to lay the groundwork for Operation Elephant Enema's ultimate success. In agreeing to go "fake rogue" in 1981 by switching parties you put your true blue "take one for the team" spirit out there for all of the Top Brass to see, and we appreciate your efforts more than we could ever convey in a simple letter. So why try, right? Sub-section #13427-98 of the SDDOSUO regulation #86- 1980, that's why. One day school children sing (mmm...maybe not so much sing as hum) songs in your praise (Maybe not so much about you necessarily...the humming 'll probably happen only around Christmas and most likely involve the Batmobile losing a wheel), but for now we must persevere as the Operation enters it's final stages.

Anyhooo...back to why I'm writing in first place. The boys back in Control have voted you the Super-Duper-Secret Undercover Democratic-Obama Operative of the month! It's not just the Whiner thing (though, again, bravo), it's also the way you fully sabotaged the GOP by introducing the Enron Loophole and laid the ground work for the Sub-Prime Crisis. Though you can't hear it, we're all applauding here (ok..ok..mostly 'cause the Suitcase Babes just showed up...OMFG!). Whatev, right? Congratulations!BTW, you may use the enclosed "Wild Card" to claim up your prize T-shirt (see enclosed pic) after the debreifing in early '09.

Be sure to watch Monday night for coded puzzle updates to your next and most difficult to date assignment-- Sub-Op Chunky Peanut-Butter. Pay close attention to the second prize puzzle and Vanna's dress. You have your orders soldier! This letter will self destruct in 60 seconds, so be sure to remove your Wild Card/ POOP (Proof-Of-Overachiever-Prize). If you loose it...no T.Sincerely,Dr.RsTLnAnd Remember...The Wheel is Always Watching.

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