HUH? Burning Bush? Blinding flash of light? No, it was a steaming cup of coffee.
God apparently spoke to Sarah Palin Saturday in a "provincial" moment while she was drinking a cup o' joe (Size: Godly Latte Flavor:Joya del Dia Blend™...to die (a on a cross?) for...just divine!) from Starbucks. It would seem she looked down at her cup, and no doubt, using her LensCrafter Barbie Superpowers, managed to see something that wasn't explicitly there...a Heavenly admonishment for women to (and a damning of those who don't) support her run for VP as part of the McCain/Palin VP ticket:
"I'm reading on my Starbucks mocha cup, okay? The quote of the day... It was Madeleine Albright, former Secretary of State [crowd boos] and UN ambassador. ... Now she said it, I didn't. She said, 'There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't support other women."
Today Madeline Albright set the record straight about her quote and which ticket she believes smart women should support:
"Though I am flattered that Governor Palin has chosen to cite me as a source of wisdom, what I said had nothing to do with politics. This is yet another example of McCain and Palin distorting the truth, and all the more reason to remember that this campaign is not about gender, it is about which candidate has an agenda that will improve the lives of all Americans, including women. The truth is, if you care about the status of women in our society and in our troubled economy, the best choice by far is Obama-Biden."
Whoa...Lourdes, Fatima, and...Starbucks? Last time God spoke to her like that she was holding a math book (she's never actually touched an English book) with no name yet chosen for her new baby...and then...God spoke...
Definitely some mysterious ways afoot here...or not.
Is this girl special or what? Ya'Betcha (Wink)!
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Hillarious! Let's just hope God doesn't decide to speak to her while she's reading her latest copy of GUNS AND AMMO ;)
see a small part of me actually feels bad for palin. because not only is she the laughing stock among most people with brains, she's retarded to boot. there's just some things that one should just keep to themselves. i.e God sending them messages through their starbucks coffee of the day
Now when I saw the cup of 'Starbucks coffee' I thought your comment was going to be about the alleged water wastage by this company. It has been alleged that they leave their taps running 24 hours of the day ... with wastage like this to the environment - I shall not be buying Starbucks ... tut-tut-tut to companies who cause shortages for the rest of us!!!
Well if all women support Palin (so they don't go to hell) and christians support McCain so they don't become muslim under an Obama presidency, they should win the election.
The image McCain had coming into the election, namely being honest, is completely destroyed.
Anvil Thanks for stopping by! And more importantly thanks for bringing the funny with you! Guns and Ammo...that made me laugh out loud!
Desirae! You are too right! Everytime I see a pair of Jimmy Choo's God speaks to me...do I tell anyone? Ok, bad example...
PollyI wonder how many Starbucks there are in the Big Apple?
It is amazing how concurrent issues tangentially related to something pop up all at the same time isn't it?
I do think they could something more environmentally responsible to use than the water wasting Starbuck's dipper wells they currently use to keep utensils clean!
Cup Half Full Fingers crossed!) Seriously though thanks soo much for stopping by!
(P.S.Hope you are feeling better soon, I too had the flu (Horton had a wha?)recently...no fun at all. Here's wishing you well:)
surprised she didn't pull out the old quote, "jesus loves you, but i'm his favorite..." :)
Holla Madeline!
I hate how McCain picked Palin just because she's a woman.
People can try to massage the truth all they want with "oh, she's good for exciting the Republican base" and "oh, she's down to Earth and in touch with the American people." Honestly, how can anyone believe that? McCain wanted women votes. That's it. There are plenty of other down-to-earth candidates that are way more knowledgeable that would have just as easily rallied the Republican base...
As the old saying goes "give a person enough rope and they'll hang themselves." In other words - allow people to talk and talk and talk - it's sadly amazing how little they know and how many facts a person can get wrong. In war time it was considered dangerous 'wall's have ears' and all that - in peace time it enlightens us ... all we have to do is listen. We as listeners can all become wise!
But hey, at least we now know what she reads! Katie Couric's question is finally answered! :)
Is there a place in the Third Grade for brainless bimbos who can't say anything not drilled into their heads?
SSGreylordShe didn't say it aloud but... I'm pretty sure she thinks it c-o-n-s-t-a-n-t-l-y,, somethimes winking coylely at herself in the mirror while doing her best LensCrafter Barbie/Stuart Smalley:P (You rock by the way)
BrittanyHolla! (At the retarded pimple faced Target "associate" who can't find ole' Lightnin' McQueen!).
Ablerto How true! I mean, don't get me wrong, it is great spectator sport to watch the olympic level mental gymnastics necessary to make THOSE facts fit THAT assertion. Plus she's the gift that keeps giving(until November)for SNL and Tina Fey...and on balance I've gotten more amusement than annoyance out of Old "Experience Mattes!" McLame picking such a dim bulb as his running mate. Couldn't write this stuff, really.
Polly! Politics aside, those are wise words indeed. I'm afraid I'm guilty of not being the listener I should be (and am often allowed just enough rope to hang myself :P). Great thought of the day!
Katie-Anne Now that is friggin' hilarious! I really think she's more than slightly anti-readin' (like W in heels)...I might even say she's militant about it:)
Coylely or coyly...how will she correct her misspelled word in that last comment...hmmmm....Holy Crap! I think she just did it, and quite coyly, I must say!
JollyRoger Uh...yeah...riding shotgun on the GOP's ticket for the highest office in the land (bein' all maverickee and stuff...shouting "Drill, baby, drill!")! (oh yeah...and at StarBucks getting a cup of inspiration!
The more I read, the more I love your blog! Barackman GOOOO!!!!!!
palins stance on abortion clearly does not support other women who have a different opinion. so thankfully then Palin herself is heading to hell. hooraa.
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