Poor Scotty McClellan. All the guy is trying to do is tell the story of What Happened --five years too late-- and he's now catching hell.
The Bushies loved him…that disarming clueless look on his face…perfect for selling something as ugly as the War. Scotty was feeling the love, and Bush and company knew he was just the kind of guy who would wear wedgies with a smile, a chuckle, and an “Aww…you guys!”
He probably would have gotten over that. Like the time the cool kids in High School told him that Ima Haute-Tass (daughter of Fay Tass), the prettiest girl in the whole school, had a crush on him so they could watch and laugh while he crashed and burned trying to ask her out.
“Aww…you guys! You got me...Hey, is anyone else here hungry? I got some Skittles.”
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